Difficult to guess how many science degrees they have between them, what with the going to church ALL WEEKEND

Steve: I'm going to the dead service tonight.
Me: What? Who died?
S: You know, Jesus.
M: Oh man, I forgot about that one. Mom told me that you guys are going to the 6:30am service on Easter too.
S: Yeah, I have to plan my whole vacation around that thing! Go to bed early on Saturday night, see the friends earlier, do work earlier, tired on Sunday.
M: That's why I stay out of the country for things like this. I told Mom, if you guys want me back for Easter, you're going to have to let go of anything happening at 6:30am. You know, God wants me to have my sleep.

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