Me: So how's the commute from Hartford going?
Co-worker 1: It's fine, it's living with my parents that's making me crazy.
Me: Yeah. I hear that. Overall, I'm cool with my parents, but last night we ate dinner at 4:14pm.
Co-worker 2: What! You're like, living in a retirement home!
Me: I know, just like that. Only no senior discount at the movies.