"Oh. my. god. he has LOST it," I thought to myself. "My poor Dad is sitting outside in 40 degree weather, staring off into the woods wrapped in white bathmats from Sears! What could have set this off?!?"
Then he saw me and started waving frantically towards the sliding door. Turns out he went out to shake the rugs and accidentally locked himself outside. He is lucky that my tolerance for Linens 'N Things is low... we could have had a hypothermia situation straight out of Grey's Anatomy going on here.
In other news, Dove has announced another irresistible offer and here is what this year's looks like:
Free tote bag 2007, here I come.