We're walking home from a restaurant in Brooklyn last night and we hear a cat meowing in the nearby bushes. We kneel down and start making noises to get it to come to us.
Steve: Psss, psss... come here.
Kate: Why can't we see it anywhere?
Me: Yeah, why won't it come?
S: Maybe it has rabies.
K: That's ok, I'm vaccinated for that.
S: Yeah, I'll be vaccinated in a couple of weeks.
So... yeah. I'm the only sibling who can't pet a rabid cat.