Me: Maybe I'll meet my future boyfriend in England.
Eliza: In the English countryside.
Me: In a cottage.
Eliza: And he'll be English but live in Brooklyn.
Me: And he'll work at Etsy and offer me an irresistible job.
Eliza: And he'll speak French.
Me: And his Dad will work for Moet and Chandon and get us free champagne all the time.
Eliza: Good one! And he will have a dog.
Me: And he will have a house in a warm place like Greece.
Eliza: I can't wait to meet this guy.
Me: Yeah, me neither.
Taking off for the Motherland in a few minutes for a 9-day visit with other Saxon souls.
Happy 2008 people! May all the dreams you dream when you're bored at work come true.