"Thank you very nice"

is what I said to the cashier at our local adorable book shop tonight. Why? Because I had just met a very cute boy and was flustered. And therefore combined "Thank you very much" and "Have a nice night."

What I should have said was "no thanks, I probably don't need this $22 book, but you're pretty cute so let's get a coffee sometime."

But in flustered speak, that would have come out as "Thanks, I need $22 and you need a pretty coffee," so, all things considered, I suppose it could have been worse.

1 comment:

ev said...

my least favorite one that i have said way too many times is "thanks you." UGHHHHHHHHHH