3.03.2008

Got married yesterday at Fairway

Cashier: Sign here, please.
Me: Yep, no problem. (I sign the receipt and start collecting my bags)
Cashier: Wait, don't forget your... flowers.
Me: Oh. That's actually parsley.
Cashier (holding out the bunch of parsley like a bouquet): I thee wed.
Me: What a bargain! Groceries and a husband!

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