Co-worker Matt: Jen, you want to hear a funny European joke?
Matt: How do you know you're in heaven?
Matt: The cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is managed by the Swiss. How do you know you're in hell?
Matt: The cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is managed by the Italians.
Me: THAT'S TOO FUNNY. Did you make that up?!?