Inner monologue as I got ready to leave this morning

"Oh crap, I want to water the plants because they got dried out yesterday. And I still haven't picked up my dry cleaning from last week. And I have to transfer the cable to my name today... and shit, I'd better do something with that leftover chicken tonight because it's going to go bad."

Sometimes I'm completely taken by surprise by the fact that I'm a bona-fide adult.

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