Big dreams, small wallet.

Dad: How was the big shopping trip?
Me: I can never look at a mall the same way again after reading that book on luxury.
Dad: Why?
Mom: She was examining all the tags to see where the silk was made.
Me: I just... I just know that Old Navy tee-shirts are going to fall apart in 2.5 seconds, even if they ARE $6.
Mom: Then she tried on some fancy pajamas.
Me: Well, I just wanted something a little luxurious to wear to bed! But I couldn't buy them, they were ridiculous. I felt like I was Hugh Hefner.
Dad (laughs): Jen-o, I hate to tell you this, but you don't make enough money to shop luxuriously.

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