The other morning at breakfast, when I admitted to subconscious stripping.

"I love these beds in the Marriott. I would live in a hotel if I could."
"Yeah, I love the blankets. But last night I was so hot! Were you?"
"No, not really."
"I was. I woke up and I had taken my pants off."
"Wait... in your sleep?"
"Yeah... I think I must have been so hot I just took off my pants without waking up!"
"I'm waiting for you to add 'and then I rolled over to see a strange man asleep next to me."

1 comment:

Erica said...

You're not the only one. I tend to dress too warmly when i go to bed, only to find socks and sometimes pants strewn about the room when i wake up!